OBJECTIVEGet the Member up the stairs to the balcony — and let Templeton's rig do the rest. The Lounge would prefer you didn't.
CRAZY DIRK'S TURKEY LOUNGE presents
THE LONG WAY OUT
There is no exit. There is, however, a balcony.
tap anywhere to begin
The LoungeTap things. Order matters. Nothing here wants to help you, but some of it can be made to.
HOUSE RULES
Drag to look around — Crazy Dirk's runs wider, taller, AND deeper than one room. Tap things; some tap back. The Member starts on the foyer bench. The back door is boarded over now: the only way out is up the stairs, across the second floor, to the balcony — where Templeton's rig can make a Member into the one kind of guest the Lounge can't keep. (Pan down past the floor if you dare; something is still walking around down there.)